tinadayton:

I would just like to say fuck you to everyone who made me feel inadequate growing up and ruining my self esteem for years. You all suck and I’m glad I don’t talk to any of you any more. 

(via silencetheoblivion)

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

(via those-things-i-couldnt-say)

not-understanding-monkeys:

My best friend’s quarter horse, Jordan. He is such a handsome boy!

not-understanding-monkeys:

My best friend’s quarter horse, Jordan. He is such a handsome boy!

(via kick-itt-in-the-stickkss)

(Source: kawaiipiink, via discovers)

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ggaga:

i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere and you’re forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job what if i wanted to be a duck

(via perfect-silence)

(Source: awwww-cute, via bootleg-royal)

2srooky:

One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.

(via magic-wonderland)

yougreaserfuck:

there is now a tinder knock off that instead of matching you with sleazy weird dudes it matches you with dogs looking for a new home
www.barkbuddy.com

go nuts tumblr

(via standard-american)

Sometimes it sucks being strong. because when people know that you are strong, they think that it is okay to hurt you, over and over again.